This Petry trade is a pure joke! WTF man! "Throw in an AHL guy", you must be a Leafs fan who just want to piss off people

Lol what world are you living in.

I had trouble making it that far... Shaw+15OA for Malkin? Getouttahere with that.

Did you not see the title??? Having fun. You people take this stuff too seriously. If you think any of the scenarios proposed on this site, by Habs fans or otherwise, are actually going to happen you're kidding yourself.
Also, don't overvalue our assets. How many times have you reacted to a trade in the NHL and thought "oh man I know the Habs could have offered more and gotten him (Taylor Hall for example)", or "i can't believe we couldn't get more for that guy (Jaro Halak and PK Subban come to mind)". Fans in general have no clue on player value so I tend to undervalue most assets in a trade.

Um I'm not a Habs fan. And I know it's for fun, and I know people tend to overvalue players, but come on. Malkin for a washed up contract and a first and second? That's a definite underpayment.